幽默：都怪加拿大

We must stop dirty language from getting to our children’s ears.
We must go fight the source of it! But what is the source? Oh, That’s easy!

Time has changed, our kids are getting worse.
They won’t obey their parents; they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the government? Or blame society?
Or should we blame the images on TV? No! Blame Canada, blame Canada!
With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies.
Blame Canada, blame Canada! We need to form a full assault. It’s Canada’s fault!

Don’t blame me for my son’s stan.
He saw the darn cartoon and now he’s off to join the clan.
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf,
but now when I see him, he tells me to fuck myself.
Well, blame Canada, blame Canada!
It seems that everything’s gone wrong since Canada came along.
Blame Canada, blame Canada, they’re not even a real country anyway!

My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich & true
Instead, he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue.
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Heck no! Blame Canada, blame Canada!
With all their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray too.
Blame Canada, Shame on Canada!
The smut we must cut. The trash we must smash.
Laughter and fun must all be undone.
We must blame them and cause a fuss before someone thinks of blaming us!

(歌中提到的Anne Murray是加拿大一位著名的情歌歌手，曾經排名美國榜首。) 我分享這首慷慨激昂的幽默歌曲，因為它實際上就是我所介紹過的預防錯誤邏輯和謠言洗腦的一個「疫苗」例子--把自己遇到的問題怪罪發洩在無關群體的身上(scapegoating)--非白人啊，猶太人啊，移民啊，那些領公共福利的人啊...我們有權利表示討厭和憎恨！--願人都能認出其中的荒謬和可笑！