幽默諷刺歌：買個總統

Cathy Fink & Tom Paxton是兩名出色的民間歌手。下面是她倆用億萬富翁馬斯克口吻唱歌：

Oh I bought me a president I did, I did (3X) 我給自己買了個總統
It only cost me a quarter billion dollars 我只花了兩億半

And the president’s a puppet howdy do, howdy do (3X) 總統是木偶，你好你好
It only cost me a quarter billion dollars 我只花了兩億半br>
Now a quarter billion people gonna be unemployed (3X) 現在兩億半人要失業
It only cost me a quarter billion dollars 我只花了兩億半
br> And the poor’ll go hungry, but I don’t care (3X) 窮人要挨餓，我倒不在乎
It only cost me a quarter billion dollars 我只花了兩億半

And you’ll in a pickle oh, yes, you will (2X) 你會卡在困難境地，會的
You’ll be in a pickle and it won’t be dill 你會卡在那里，但不是醃泡瓜
And you won’t have a quarter billion dollars 而你不會有兩億半

Oh a quarter billion here and a quarter billion there (2X) 這裡那裡兩億半
Oh a quarter billion here, hey, life ain’t fair 這裡兩億半，生活不公平
You may be outta money but I don’t care 你可能沒錢了，但我不在乎

Oh the law doesn’t matter to a guy like me 像我這樣的人不在乎法律
Cause I got more billions than the deep blue sea 因我口袋深於藍天有許多億
You can sue my ass to eternity 你可以起訴告狀我不怕
But you can’t beat a billion billion dollars 你打不過億萬億萬美元

Oh I bought me a president I did, I did (3X) 我給自己買了個總統
It only cost me a quarter billion dollars 我只花了兩億半